iPhone vs Blackberry

My old Blackberry Curve is like an ordinary, unexceptional, forty year old wife. When you ask her to wake you up in the morning, she does exactly that. She will even do it with coffee and a smile, whilst bringing you the paper. If you ask her for five minutes more, she will gladly give it to you. She will wake you up in the same fashion in exactly five minutes.

My new iPhone4 on the other hand is like a sassy, super hot, selfish twenty year old slut. When you ask her to wake you up in the morning, and she’s tired, you can pretty much go fsck yourself.

Do not rely on an iPhone with little, or no battery life to get you out of bed in the morning.

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