I’m fascinated by the human mating game. We take something so very simple and complicate the shit out of it. I have not been playing this game for about 9 years, but I’ve been watching my singletonian friends. Sometimes you see a few things from the sidelines, that you don’t see while you’re playing the game. I blame us women. We never know what we want, until we know what we don’t want. To make things a bit easier for the guys, I asked the ladies some physical appearance questions:
“What makes you look twice?”
#1) He should be funny.
#2) He should be tall, dark and handsome.
#3) He should have kind eyes.
#4) He should be rich with a sports car.
#5) He should have a hot smile.
#6) He should be confident.
#7) He should be an asshole.
#8) He should like kids.
#9) He should be smart.
#10) He should have large shoulders.
Obviously these answers were not helping anyone. 80% of these answers were relying on genes. It seems the ladies were trying to think like men… So I edited the question a little:
“What makes you look twice? – It has to be something you can physically touch or buy”
#1) Cologne – 90% of the girls raved about guys that smell nice. (“Do less” though)
#2) Muscles/Guns – Apparently you can ‘buy’ those at a gym.
#3) Short clean nails / clean, nice hands.
#4) Clean nice shoes.
#5) Tight Jeans – Assets Assets Assets.
#6) Musicians – Any instrument will do.
#7) Tattoos / Piercings.
#8) A Hoody / The “Dear John” effect.
#9) Airplane tickets – cause a beach makes men look better.
#10) A tight shirt.
Obviously clean, and smelling like it, is where it’s at for me too… but my red kryptonite would be knitwear. When a man wears a sweater/jersey, wool against skin. *sigh* There is just something about a rugged man in soft wool that make me go a little gaga. Doods in wool, makes me drool. 😉
Girls did I miss anything important?