When it comes to moisturiser… Do less!
Chinese bamboo torture, Lingchi, a Cosa Nostra slowly sawing off my pinky, iron maiden, rat torture, sleep deprivation, solitary confinement… To me, these are on par with moisturiser between my fingers or toes. I will tell any gangster, exactly what they need to know and more, if threatened with a greasy-moisturiser-filled hand or foot message. The sensation and sound freaks me the hell out, so much so that I cringe when other people put lotion on their own hands.
I Googled moisturiser related sensory issues and abnormal hand lotion afflictions. I’m not sure if my Googling skills are weaksauce, or if I’m the only moisturiser-challenged person out there. It would be great if the moisturiser-challenged population was large enough to be Google-worthy. Cosmetics companies would be forced to invent a fast-evaporating, non-greasy, spray-on moisturiser.
Fesignerd 
Nope, I have a feeling you might be somewhat lonely on this one ;-D
It seems I am. If Google can’t find it – it must not exist.
Completely relate to the feel of moisturiser, but you are on your own with the sound – LOL! easiest way to get me talking is to scrape ice along the side of ANYTHING – Got the gooseys just thinking of it…:)
HELL YEAH – I’m not alone! When I was preggers, the sound of sweeping freaked me the hell out. It felt like someone was grinding my teeth off. It went away though.
yip, you are one of a kind…