2012… The end.

vogons 2012

We have apocalyptic threats more often than not. 2012.12.21 marks the end of the Mayan long count calendar. So before the Vogons get here, and everyone gets their new age panties in a knot, lets all take a deep breath…

It’s a new year, a fresh start. Do your best. Live life. Change the world rather than worry about how it’s going to end. Build a legacy.

Andy Dufresne said it best: “Get busy living, or get busy dying.

Own 2012! *evil grin* While you still can… 


6 thoughts on “2012… The end.

  1. Bertus says:

    Oh flundered gruntbuggly,
    Thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits
    On a lurgid bee
    That mordiously hath bitled out
    Its earted jurtles
    Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
    Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
    Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
    And living glupules frart and slipulate
    Like jowling meated liverslime
    Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
    And hooptiously drangle me
    With crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
    See if I don’t!
    — Vogon Poetry

    • ingemm says:

      Vogon poem generator: http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml

      See, see the Clean sky
      Marvel at its big maroon depths.
      Tell me, Bertus do you
      Wonder why the kangaroo ignores you?
      Why its foobly stare
      makes you feel dead.
      I can tell you, it is
      Worried by your squeedging facial growth
      That looks like
      A fig jam.
      What’s more, it knows
      Your bumfluff potting shed
      Smells of mold.
      Everything under the big Clean sky
      Asks why, why do you even bother?
      You only charm drainwaters.

      • Oh God I loved the Hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy! Hope when the Vogons get here we have a more solid answer to the meaning of life than just FOURTY TWO!

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