I’m fascinated by the human mating game. We take something so very simple and complicate the shit out of it. I have not been playing this game for about 9 years, but I’ve been watching my singletonian friends. Sometimes you see a few things from the sidelines, that you don’t see while you’re playing the game. I blame us women. We never know what we want, until we know what we don’t want. To make things a bit easier for the guys, I asked the ladies some physical appearance questions:
“What makes you look twice?”
#1) He should be funny.
#2) He should be tall, dark and handsome.
#3) He should have kind eyes.
#4) He should be rich with a sports car.
#5) He should have a hot smile.
#6) He should be confident.
#7) He should be an asshole.
#8) He should like kids.
#9) He should be smart.
#10) He should have large shoulders.
Obviously these answers were not helping anyone. 80% of these answers were relying on genes. It seems the ladies were trying to think like men… So I edited the question a little:
“What makes you look twice? – It has to be something you can physically touch or buy”
#1) Cologne – 90% of the girls raved about guys that smell nice. (“Do less” though)
#2) Muscles/Guns – Apparently you can ‘buy’ those at a gym.
#3) Short clean nails / clean, nice hands.
#4) Clean nice shoes.
#5) Tight Jeans – Assets Assets Assets.
#6) Musicians – Any instrument will do.
#7) Tattoos / Piercings.
#8) A Hoody / The “Dear John” effect.
#9) Airplane tickets – cause a beach makes men look better.
#10) A tight shirt.
Obviously clean, and smelling like it, is where it’s at for me too… but my red kryptonite would be knitwear. When a man wears a sweater/jersey, wool against skin. *sigh* There is just something about a rugged man in soft wool that make me go a little gaga. Doods in wool, makes me drool. 😉
#Pole dancing classes are the latest fitness fad, and my friends are quickly trading in their nervous giggles, for “I’d give it a shot.” Somehow the majority of woman have been brainwashed to think pole dancing is as good for your core muscles, as “The Grand’s” head chef. Hell, even my super-curiosity has me asking a few questions, like:
What does one wear – Is it possible to keep your teeth, AND hang upside-down, whilst wearing hotsauce stockings?
Do you get to pick your own music – What music would I pick?
Obviously lame-ass tv stripcheese like: “Leave your hat on”, “You Sexy Thing”, “Toxic” or any Britney song for that matter, would be an instant Error 403.
Miss Fits Top 10 hotlist to follow:
Think I’ve missed a saucy song? Feel free to comment. 😉
Bucket list / To-do-list before I kick the bucket, in random order:
1.)Achieve an ideal weight
3.)Be a mentor to someone
4.)Listen to Sigur Rós while Scuba diving
5.)Learn to play an instrument – preferably stand up bass
6.)Win a National Geographic photo competition
7.)See the Northern lights
8.)Do a Eurotrip
9.)Be on Forbes list of billionares
11.)Watch cherry blossoms in Japan
12.)Fly first class
13.)Go on a road trip with no predetermined destination
14.)Ryan Reynolds / Josh Hartnett / Jensen Ackles / Jared Leto
15.)Scuba dive with a whale shark
16.)Civilian space travel
17.)Buy/Own an Island
18.)Climb a mountain
19.)Do my advanced scuba diving course
20.)Write a blog book